Petey Weedy

“Smoke me, don’t choke me.”
“I’m the strain they warned you about.”

Petey Weed is a walking, talking cannabis plant with roots deeper than the system and leaves sharper than your uncle’s side-eye. Born in the cracks of a forgotten sidewalk and raised on sunlight and sarcasm, Petey’s the kind of weed that refuses to be pulled. He’s slick, scrappy, and always two puffs ahead of the game.

As the frontman of Tre Club 5, Petey’s the spark behind the squad’s wild schemes and underground hustle. Whether he’s dodging lawnmowers, roasting authority figures, or dropping stoner wisdom in rhyme, Petey’s got that unkillable energy that makes him the face of rebellion, and the voice of the streets.

He’s not here to be smoked and silenced. He’s here to blaze trails, crack jokes, and remind the world: weeds don’t die, they multiply.